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The LOSER ep

by JUWOLS

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1.
Its Mr. Flyer than a soul plane, Y'all squarer than Door Frames King of the Hill, but nah, I aint never sold propane Man this is that "Oh Mayne", Nirvana, Kurt Cobain You got the top? Well give it Here (hair), ROGAINE Hitting that LaLa, word to Carmelo The outside Peanut Butter, Inside (YELLOW!) Yea, yall niggas love actin like a nigga frontin You got it all backwards, Benjamin Button Cause I Will, like the first name of Jada's husband Sling bullets everywhere word to Jay Cutler I run the underground, Harriet Tubman And I be dumb High, Climax, Usher They label me an effin LOSER But I'll forever be a Giant like Amani Toomer yea And I'm a Monster...Cloverfield You should thank me for even being here YOU'RE ALL WELCOME YOU'RE ALL WELCOME YOU'RE ALL WELCOME YOU'RE ALL WELCOME
2.
Last Time I Checked Money Ruled the world...But I had next So Disrespect I'ma make You pay like I called collect So hold your breath Amelia Eardhart, boy I'm fly to death! So hold your breath Amelia Eardhart, boy I'm fly to death! So get green like your home team's the Jets And throw it up like your stomach was upset Let 'em hate, Man they not a threat Take these haters out like an effin Tape cassette eject and when I wake up I just roll-up... and when I wake up I just pour up.... Man they softer than some soap suds Keep a hammer on me, Sears....Roebuck The minute I wake up I gotta get high The minute I re-up I gotta get fly Your whole crew is garbage and you're the zip-tie And your girl is retweeting my whole timeline I think these hoes want me for my paper I think these hoes want me for my paper I think these hoes want me for my paper eh....But I think I'll pass, word to Troy Aikman (whoo) Like see you later It's like I'm going back to school how I get the paper She a sideline hoe, she a commentator But you gone have to pay her if you do Accomondate her To you that's so new, you aint kno they made em But to me, it's so old it need a caretaker chevy look like if Darth vader was to join the Raiders Rims under me, so 24's my Denominator You know what For the bread I go little ham, that's a cold cut Look em in the eye, Like I dont know breh Wish a nigga would (wood) like tha back of a Lowe's breh and when I wake up I just roll-up and when I wake up I just pour up We hustle so we can get by So the minute you shut up breh, I'ma get mines The minute I wake up I gotta get high The minute I re-up I gotta get fly Your whole crew is garbage and you're the zip-tie And your girl is retweeting my whole timeline I think these hoes want me for my paper I think these hoes want me for my paper I think these hoes want me for my paper eh....But I think I'll pass, word to Troy Aikman (whoo)
3.
Damn right they got it Damn right they got it Your girl aint lending me money But damn right she spot him She split my pole like bad luck man word to Drizzy this no Lie Breh, I be countin them racks up Like 1,2,3,4,5 I get to 10 My last name should be Banks like Fresh Prince and them My pockets Uncle Phil, y'all pussy like Aunt Vivian Y'all nggas faker than the nostrils up on Lil Kim I swear to God hoe, That shit Cray I ball so hard, trick, I deserve a hiesman That shit Cray Running from the law, but my shirts Obey Got that drink up in my cup like Fuck Kirko Banz, mayne She a Bad Bitch, like, Whateve Lupe I'm making Hot Stops, while bumping Coldplay Red Dot you forehead lika a girl in Bombay I'ma needle in a Haystack, Lets Crochet! Like fuckin' blow me and we got syrup everywhere, it's a fuckin' Shoneys on top of cheese like greas on pepperoni If I ball, then I'm Jordan and you Luc Longley (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) You Go Hard (whoa, whoa, whoa, whao, whao) They Go Harder (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) We Go The Hardest (they feeling some type of way, we got Viagra for the Weak) (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) You Go Hard (whoa, whoa, whoa, whao, whao) They Go Harder (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) We Go The Hardest (they feeling some type of way, we got Viagra for the Weak) Must dont understand me These lames be having me weak, like the knees on Marcus Camby Stop rapping, join the army, that's all that you can be 'Casue your career is looking Grim, Ask Billy and Mandy In my apartment getting stoned like my first name is Angie We the money team, word to the borther of Brandy And you be acting like it's cool, oh it's fine, yea it's dandy but you aint ballin, you a fake Micheal Olowakandi All up in my face like blah, blah, blah, blah Get a 5 finger discount, cak, cak, cak, cak Pull that thing out brdat, bdrat, bdrat, bdrat Leave you on the ground Flat, flat Cause I rather just run up with the 4-4 Than to let this Drag On like Komodos And I aint even in the violence, but yo Bet your body get tagged, like a FaceBook Photo Callin Han Solo I'm flyer than a mug right now and I aint never seen a mug fly, but I aint never lied bitch I higher than mug right now And I aint ever ever coming down, breh, I aint never lied breh, breh, breh, breh, Man holla at me I got what you need... oh you aint strong enough? well this Viagra for the Weak (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) You Go Hard (whoa, whoa, whoa, whao, whao) They Go Harder (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) We Go The Hardest (they feeling some type of way, we got Viagra for the Weak) (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) You Go Hard (whoa, whoa, whoa, whao, whao) They Go Harder (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) We Go The Hardest (they feeling some type of way, we got Viagra for the Weak)
4.
part IV: Errthang (free) 04:32
Shawty Letting Go breh, on Errthang Shwaty dip it low, touch her toes breh, and Errthang and I'm throwing Bands, 10, 20's Errthang Ask me what I'm on...ha! I be like ERRTHANG Errthang? (verse 1) Errthang, buddy I'm on Errthang Syrup, Percs, Grandpoppa Purp, Bruh, and Errthang Walk around the whole club like I'm pissed at Errthang So start some ish and it's curtains, that's word to Vera Wang Bought Chevy cash, almost cost me Errthang all red errthang, Maryland Terrapins Weezy in the tape deck, turned up and Errthang But the bass so loud, i can't even hear Wayne yo i'm all about the money, rack, Errthang Fly Kicks, Tats, Snapbacks, Errthang Your main squeeze in my room high on Errthang And she talkin bout poppin pills breh on Errthang ugh So now I'm finna make it rain, better check out your doppler She a Twilight fan,so how she can't tell I'ma Monster She tap my wood like on Bambi, that rabbit named Thumper She the Baddest Girl in the Club, she Natalie Nunns em (Hook) Shawty Letting Go breh, on Errthang Shwaty dip it low, touch her toes breh, and Errthang and I'm throwing Bands, 10, 20's Errthang Ask me what I'm on...ha! I be like ERRTHANG Errthang? Errthang, Buddy I'm on Errrthang Syrup, Percs, Grandpoppa Purp, bruh, Errthang I be like, Errthang, Buddy I'm on Errthang Ask me what I'm on, I be like Errthang (verse 2) Ayo, I'm swaggged up, Fresh, Geetchi, Errthang Flyer than the logo that be on an Aeroplane I'ma buy the whole damn bar out and Errthang Hoope you like Bottled water, cause they out of Errthang I be with my Crew, With my Crew, dog and Errthang It's Brithday candles on that Cake,I'm Blowing Errthang, on Errthang If you feeling froggy word to Kermit Thee Man, fuck Security, I shutting down Errthang (Errthang?) Errthang, Shawty wanna Marry me It's money over b...nah, Money over Errthang Errbody say it, Money Errthang and I aint never told no lie, breh on Errthang....ugh Yea, So go 'head, mix the soda with gin and toast to tonight, now put your drinks on the coaster again Do it Twice, and tell Drizzy, never say YOLO again, Yea...Waiting on shawty to go low again (Hook) Shawty Letting Go breh, on Errthang Shwaty dip it low, touch her toes breh, and Errthang and I'm throwing Bands, 10, 20's Errthang Ask me what I'm on...ha! I be like ERRTHANG Errthang? Errthang, Buddy I'm on Errrthang Syrup, Percs, Grandpoppa Purp, bruh, Errthang I be like, Errthang, Buddy I'm on Errthang Ask me what I'm on.................... (verse 3) 1's up if you getting money 2's up 'f you keep that shit 100 3's up so your haters see you they prolly got they 3's up 'cause they wanna be you So fellas if you feeling right say (hoooo) Ladies show em how it's done say (hoooo) Cash rules Errthang Bands on my fingers, no Wedding Rings Chips I'ma human bag of Frito Lays Cheese like oops forgot it's picture day Aint no way then we make a way, Cause these trill bitches they getting paid Real niggas we getting paid So me fake that's nann day And I aint never been a sucka nigga nann day No I aint never been a sucka nigga nann day Yeezy taught me, get paid or get laid Just know when you gettin one the other one's getting away, hey (Hook) Shawty Letting Go breh, on Errthang Shwaty dip it low, touch her toes breh, and Errthang and I'm throwing Bands, 10, 20's Errthang Ask me what I'm on...ha! I be like ERRTHANG Errthang? Errthang, Buddy I'm on Errrthang Syrup, Percs, Grandpoppa Purp, bruh, Errthang I be like, Errthang, Buddy I'm on Errthang Ask me what I'm on, I be like Errthang
5.
Yea Buddy! (verse 1) Swagged up Tore Down Dont mean to Cuss But I dont fuck around With a fake nigga Or a fake bitch no sir you got the wrong one Incorrect Sitting Straight Chevy sitting ackward I'm getting Cake Thank you Betty Crocker Hey new Hater Its M.O.B. Fuck bitches, get money Mission Complete (Hook) No Tints on my window buddy Want you to see me in it No tints on my window buddy You know I'm in it Tell that hoe stop stressing buddy It's M.O.B. Fuck Bitches, Get Money Mission Complete (verse 2) I pour it up I blow it down I pick her up I put it down Them Jordans came up out the closet Frank Ocean Burger King's roof Oh, you know we smoking Sitting straight My chevy's doing fine Getting cake Like who i sDuncan hines When it comes to gettiting paper Its M.O.B. Fuck Bitches, Get money Mission Complete (Hook) No Tints on my window buddy Want you to see me in it No tints on my window buddy You know I'm in it Tell that hoe stop stressing buddy It's M.O.B. Fuck Bitches, Get Money Mission Complete No Tints on my window buddy Want you to see me in it No tints on my window buddy You know I'm in it So, Tell that hoe stop stressing buddy Tell that hoe stop stressing buddy yea yea yea
6.
And she told herself stop stressing (Ahem) Yea (verse 1) And she told herself stop stressin' Cause she gone have some money leftover from the financial aid she'll get for this semester But damn that never happened She should've known better If it aint one thing, shawty it's another and her Bills keep coming Damn they keep on coming She popped her last pill Damn she need more money So she started working out, Dancing always was her hobby and she asked her freind from math class, "Who's the King of Diamonds?" Alright She dont wanna be broke no more (neither do we all) Guess that's why tonight She's going Hammer up and down that pole Lord I hope you ready (Hook) Climb that pole then drop it Sit that Kitty on my pockets Give me a good reason to Throw these dollars at you mommy Man, I hope you brought you an Umbrella, Brought you an Ummbrella Cause I'ma make it rain on Cinderella Man the way she work that pole she a stripper pole pro She a stripper pole pro Ask my Cuz and them Man, I hope you brought you an Umbrella, Brought you an Umbrella Cause I'ma make it rain on Cinderella (verse 2) Now we both sitting in this V.I.P. section of some Strip club in Miami Damn I love Miami She kissing on my neck, She'll do more for the cheddar Forgot her stripper name, I just called her Cinderella Cause she was scrubbin floors, Dealing with her nigga But by 12 she'll have enough to go get her some glass slippers I can't save ya, but you can save yourself all you need is Jerry Rice hands when I throw this money in the Air You aint got to work nomore Cause I'm here So go hammer up and down that pole I dont think they ready (Hook) Climb that pole then drop it Sit that Kitty on my pockets Give me a good reason to Throw these dollars at you mommy Man, I hope you brought you an Umbrella, Brought you an Ummbrella Cause I'ma make it rain on Cinderella Man the way she work that pole she a stripper pole pro She a stripper pole pro Ask my Cuz and them Man, I hope you brought you an Umbrella, Brought you an Umbrella Cause I'ma make it rain on Cinderella Climb that pole then drop it Sit that Kitty on my pockets Give me a good reason to Throw these dollars at you mommy Man, I hope you brought you an Umbrella, Brought you an Ummbrella Cause I'ma make it rain on Cinderella (ohh, ohh, ohh, ohh) Man, I hope you brought you an Umbrella, Brought you an Umbrella Cause I'ma make it rain on Cinderella Still dreaming Cinderella Still dreaming Cinderella Still dreaming Cinderella
7.
(Verse 1) Writing in my Rhyme book, the words pass the margins But yet they stay evenly spaced, My lead breaks Watching my thoughts become trapped between blue lines they can't escape until they hit the pores of the mic Writing 'bout dreams of gettin cream, Driving fly cars A nice big crib, a nice thick broad My single climbing the top of billboard charts A couple stock brokers that was K-mart Smart, yea I had dream from dropping keys on the block man to hitting that winning jumpshot in the Garden Every nigga in the hood got dreams But the dream life is only if your cream's right, so we make ends meet I dream of sold out arenas, the right promotion, one hot beat, a hot 16, to raise my city up then giving it all to my unborn son the war to be a rap legend, has just begun I guess..... (verse 2) its kind of funny how the same people, That say you'll never make it, Never Made It. A flower grows out the concrete They reaching for weed killer to spray it Never let you dream always trying to wake you And everytime you upgrade, they downplay you think outside of a box, they grab clippers and try to fade ya But I just keep my head high like a Rasta Keep my head up, it's good posture Now I can let these dreamkillers kill my self-esteem or use my arrogance as the steam, to power my dreams cause everytime a millionaires on my TV screen I just think to myself, quietly, why not me I want Benz, I want friends I want girls, some Jordan 10's I want to buy my momma a house, and with my leftover money Give it to her to buy her momma a house....why not I guess.... (verse 3) Head rto the sky, Feet on the ground so high I can fall into the sky, and land in a cloud and drown... Man my uncle dead, i wish he could see me now Sometimes I dream and pretend I'm world renowned Perform in front of 50 people, I just pretend that it's 50 thou' Sleeping in my car just pretend that this shit's a house And dream about the day when I figure how to get out 'Cause then I'm gone, Day Dreaming I work hard, They're Dreaming They take days off, Day Dreaming And to the kids, Keep Dreaming Man, we all can't be rappers and ballers but you know who's making the real money, Doctors and Lawyers You can do, anything, that you wanna do Ask Freddy Kruger, man dreams come true I guess...
8.
Boppers see me Swangin', Like a fist But dey callin me a Loser cause my vogues but yay big That candy paint but yay wet, so them hoes don't get but yay wet Callin me a Loser, Knockin Walls (Lose) A cup full of that lean, Liver full of Codiene Lungs full of that chief, Pockets full of that green These chicks on molly, dont know what it is, But bet you know what it mean My cooaches cut me from balling, told me I was too shitty Now it's Four Seasons, I'm balling, Bet they school board checks is still shitty These bitches callin me Bummy, My parents couldn't afford Coogi Everybody can't win, cause then who would be the losers (Lose) That's why I'm barely cruising past 4 I'm a Loser, what more can I ask for 40 ounce of liquor, pass yours Kanye West, playing fast forward But nigga all I ever hear is (HOOK) You would think these niggas know me when they really doesnt Like They was down with the old me, know you fucking Wasn't you're such a fucking loser You're such a fucking, what, nuthin...ugh SuperBad chicks giving me McLovin' you would think I ran the world like Michelle's husband You're such a fuckin Loser You're such a fuckin Loser Boppers see me Swangin', Like a fist But dey callin me a Loser cause my vogues but yay big That candy paint but yay wet, so them hoes don't get but yay wet Callin me a Loser, Knockin Walls Got blackk diamond's all in that chain Tats all in my face Ears gauged, Im on Hands all on that cake Call me what you want But never call me fake Slab bossin with the top off like Girls Gone Wild on Spring Break If you losing, do it in style, losers wanna be down with my team Can't spell Trill without I, But ain't no U in My Team Got my mind all on tht paper, Remember Curtis was flossing Remember living in Trailer, Remember niggas was starving That's why I'm barely cruising past 4 I'm a Loser, what more can I ask for 40 ounce of liquor, pass yours Kanye West, playing fast forward But nigga all I ever hear is (HOOK) You would think these niggas know me when they really doesnt Like They was down with the old me, know you fucking Wasn't you're such a fucking loser You're such a fucking, what, nuthin...ugh SuperBad chicks giving me McLovin' you would think I ran the world like Michelle's husband You're such a fuckin Loser You're such a fuckin Loser

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This cult-classic (they're words, not mines!) is actually 1 song broke into 8 parts (think...idk...Star Wars).

I love the message behind ep, which asks a simple question: "They're cool, but who says they are? Do we just accept it? What if we were to challenge it?"

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released September 17, 2012

All songs written, produced, mixed, mastered, played, performed by Juwols NWA

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